2010/03/26

A Pernod-Pissed Poof South of the M25

A unique glimpse into Rostov's bedsit-bound lifestyle, filmed by a high-ranking Tory MP with a fetish for fishnets, who, at the time of writing, has gone into hiding following a kiss-n-tell expose by a Brazilian rentboy with a terrible case of herpes. This harrowing, horrific ballad to booze can be found in Rostov's collected works, 'PORNO MAGS AND DESPERATE DADS', an erudite bestseller that is currently out-ranking Harry Potter in the prestigious 'Books For Benders, Bishop-Bashers and Batty Boys' list.

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